Do you really believe all the stuff in the Bible?A Christian woman was on an airplane reading a Bible. The man next to her said, you don’t believe all the stuff in that book, do you? She said to him, of course i do, it’s the bible. He said to her, what of that guy that was swallowed by the whale? She said you mean Jonah, i believe that too. He said how could he possibly survive all that time inside the whale? She thought about it for a moment and said, i don’t know, but when i get to heaven, i will have to ask him. The man said sarcastically, but what if he is not in heaven? She smiled and said, then you are gonna have to ask him.
Devil paid for my groceries I heard about a country grandmother, she was known for her faith and boldness, she gets up in the morning and go out, on her front porch, singing and shouting praises to God. Her next door neighbor, who was kind of sarcastic, said to her one day; you are just wasting your time, there is no such thing as God. One day he decided to prove his point, he took a bag of groceries, put it on her front porch early in the morning, when the grandmother got there the next day and saw it, the first thing she did was to shout praises to the Lord. Her neighbor stepped out from behind the tree, began to laugh and said, God didn’t give you those groceries, i put them there, i told you that you are wasting your time, there is no such thing as God, then she looked up to heaven and said; thank you lord, you have not only sent me the groceries, but you made the devil also pay for it.
Credit:Joel Osteen.
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